Pink Secrets
lyrics: Eric & Ryan (+Billy) | music: Ryan & Scott

Story
Ever go to the Co-Main Official DWS site and read Eric's info? Well, if it was still alive, you would notice that Billy put PINK LUNCH! in his info. I won't go into detail about what it means, but this song is based closely off of a conversation that Billy and Ryan had. Really really closely. In fact, it's pretty much just stuff that Ryan said to Billy one day.

Lyrics
Your lunch!
Pink Lunch!

I thought you were a boy,
I guess I was wrong.
Instead, you's a fine lady!
Hey, look, it's a lady!

Since you got all ladified
My pants got tight.
How is your vagina?
"Mine is very cold"

Magical fine lady...

The hook and the surprise,
you don't like?
Instead, try the twist!
"Ouch, my thighs!"