lyrics: Eric | music: Ryan
Story
Everybody's favorite superhero, Captain sXe, saves kids from the dangers of alcohol and tobacco. And sex. And everything else. Here he comes!
Lyrics
Here he comes, here comes Captain sXe,
with X's on his hands
Here he comes, here comes Captain sXe,
he's a REAL man!
Hey mister Dope Dealer
you shouldn't sell kids drugs
instead you should try to
get them high on hugs!
Hey mister skinhead,
drinking's a disgrace!
Please don't kick your boot
into my face!