lyrics: Eric & Daren | music: Ryan
Story
One day at Wal-Mart, waiting for the midnight showing of Lord of the Rings, Eric and I saw a Billy-esque lookin' guy hanging around with all these goth kids! We ran away because we didn't want the Billy doppleganger to know that he had been found out. Billy denies any involvement.
Lyrics
Billy turned goth,
Billy turned goth,
Billy turned goth,
at least it's not emo.
Shopping at a walmart,
sporting his hoodie of Slipknot.
Little did he know
that he'd been caught.
Later that week,
confronted and he denied.
He's bitching at us,
and now he's gonna cry.