After the tragic breakup of legendary and influential rock band Badgemen (late 2000/early 2001), Eric (ex-Badgemen bassist) and Ryan (ex-Badgemen rhythm guitarist) were left in the wreckage to clean up for themselves. All the other Badgemens had moved on to newer, more exciting ventures (Argos, see Links page) while Eric and Ryan were scheming and dreaming of creating a new band.
Eric and Ryan would resume their ex-Badgemen roles, and Scott (ex-Badgemen drummer) agreed to take part in the wackiness, even though he was a part of a countless number of other bands. All was good, until one day...
Trouble ensued when Eric couldn't seem to play bass and concentrate wholly on jumping around, hanging from the ceiling, and falling on his head when the ceiling broke. The great quest for a new bass player began.
People came from far and away to try out for the coveted spot. People with names like Jimmy and Johnny all wanted to spot so bad they could taste it, but none could come close to meeting the strict standards set by Ryan. Danakin wasn't even considered. Ryan had a 103-point checklist that the new bassist had to comply with, and only one man could step up to the challenge: Kevin. Kevin beat Ryan in DDR, so he was the new bass player.
After that, the band started going full swing, and with the advent of a new webpage by Ryan and Kevin, the band became slightly *official*.
Oh yeah, after that one night Kevin came to Ryan's house, and Ryan wouldn't give him a ride home, so Kevin's dad had to drive all the way to the Southside of Des Moines, and was pissed as hell! So, he kicked Kevin out of the band. Then, he kind of let him back in. Uncertain of what would happen next, Daren T. Ho joined in case Kevin was unable to perform his duties. So, we have two bass players now.
Oh yeah, after that we had 2 bass players for a while and then Kevin quit the band. He said he didn't want to bass anymore, but agreed to be part of the band (somehow) in the future still, so he was kept on-board as an Honorary Floater.
After a little time passed, lots of booze, drugs, and sex, EatF was hitting it's stride. That is, until Ryan got drafted into the special secret services. He took a trip to Japan that lasted exactly 2.5 months, and while he was gone, EatF held a talent search for a replacement guitarist. After many long long hours, the search was over and the new guitarist, HB, was named. She quickly learned the parts and was an equally Asian replacement for Ryan.
EatF enjoyed newfound success and glory while HB was a member of the band. Was it because she was a girl? Or was it because EatF is just awesome? Experts still don't know the answer to this question. HB sadly left EatF when Ryan returned to rock the EatF world, and then we recorded an album or something in there too.